You know her from: 2 Broke Girls
Drake has loved her since: At least May 2011
Song he would dedicate to her at a show: "U With Me?"
In a 2011 interview with Elle, Drake admitted to being “in love” with Kat Dennings, and one time even “woke up out of bed” (???) to tell her she looked fine on TV. Apparently, she first met the Canadian rapper in Toronto at an indie music festival nearly 10 years ago but after his 2011 tweet the two went for dinner together. They had sushi, which means it was definitely a date. She eventually admitted to Chelsea Handler that they were just friends and that Drake is “super, super nice. He's a lovely person. He's a nice man." Just by the way: Dennings’ family is—you guessed it—Jewish. The plot. It’s thick, baby.