Even though we have cool shit like self-driving cars and exploding Samsung phones in 2016, humans are still out here wasting time arguing about gods and lords and whatnot. As true E! historians have argued, there has only been one true lord during our brief and largely inconsequential existence: Scott Disick. Though his recent vibes may suggest a retirement for his Lord Disick alter ego, Sunday's Keeping Up With the Kardashians has us thinking dude might be bringing it back full-time.
Noting that Disick seemed to be in a "dark, sad" place in recent months, Kris Jenner and Khloé Kardashian hatch a plan to get him back to his former confidence. "We're bringing back the Lord," Jenner told Disick in the latest KUWTK. "This is epic. We miss the Lord, okay? So bring it back."
Disick, though a bit hesitant at first, quickly embraced the Lord's return. "I'm not gonna lie," Disick told the fam. "Seeing all my old Lord paraphernalia feels pretty good. I mean, I just felt like when I was a Lord I was flying all over the world getting in trouble. But if everybody wants it, I'm more than happy to bring it back!"
Lord Disick's joyous return swiftly proved difficult for the Kardashians, prompting Kim and Khloé to devise a plan to crown Disick a Duke in an attempt to quell the Lord antics. But Disick wasn't having any of that. "I want to say, from the deepest bottom of my heart, thank you for bringing the Lord back," Disick said. "It feels so good!"