UPDATED 07/29/16 5:44 p.m. ET:

Just for a few hours! Holy shit. What a relief. Earlier this week, the planet was gripped with the urgency of Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian's seemingly permanent dissolution. Though neither party actually said anything about breaking up the most joyous union of the century, some mysterious Instagram behavior from Rob implied heavily that things were not exactly great between the two. Thanks to the Kardashian professionals at E! News, we now have a fairly reasonable explanation for what appears to have been nothing more than a false alarm. Well, kinda.

"Rob and [Blac Chyna] have been getting into little tiffs and Blac Chyna flipped on Rob," a source lucky enough to not possess a name told E! News Tuesday. "He was so pissed at how she spoke to him, so he deleted everything about her to hurt her." Ouch, Rob! That's some cold 'gramming tactic. Will note for future usage.

Though the exact nature of this "tiff" was not revealed by this nameless scholar, they did add some (hella alleged) deets about ChyRo's relationship. "Rob has never cheated on her, but she is very paranoid about that from past experiences," the source said, adding that the couple was "fine" as of Tuesday. "[They're] back in love and have spoken through their fight." Good. We were all very worried and what not.

A later report from Us Weekly claimed the couple actually split "for a few hours" after a fight, which one can suppose is a bigger deal than a tiff. "They had a fight," a source said. "It was one of those things where they broke up for a few hours to cool down." According to the source, Rob has been stressing about being back in front of the camera. "He's very vulnerable and not used to it," the source added.

To add further weight behind this whole "things are actually fine" theory, here's a Snapchatted hang between Kim Kardashian and Chyna:

Now that things are apparently back on track for our generation's royal couple, we can once again start spending our days in frustrated anticipation of ChyRo's forthcoming E! reality series Rob & Chyna. Will the Instagram deletion marathon be chronicled? Will the series take a closer look at the nature of modern relationships in general? Hell, will this article be included? Stay as tuned in as your hectic schedule will allow. Better yet, cancel everything. This shit is important.