The masterminds, it seems, have revealed themselves. Kylie Jenner and Blac Chyna initiated a series of exploding heads on Thursday when they popped up on Snapchat together, letting loose a very brief but crucial message for anyone who's been following the storied journey of Rob Kardashian and Chyna's union-to-be:
The last we heard of the general Kardashian / Jenner vibes surrounding Rob's recent engagement to Chyna, the honorable Lord Scott Disick was allegedly trying pretty damn hard to get everyone to publicly offer some congrats to the burgeoning couple. "Scott has been encouraging Kourtney and her sisters to reach out to Rob and congratulate him," sources toldHollywood Life detectives last week. "He kind of feels bad for Rob and thinks his family should show their support publicly." Scott and Rob, of course, have shared many a moment of near-brotherly love:
Okayyyyy. So this means we all got played? Is every move we've ever made just a larger piece in someone else's global performance art? The saga that has included allegedly regifted vehicles, kitchen fights, and copious amounts of (alleged) shade all leads to this: the Kardashians' Village moment. You remember The Village, right? Bryce Dallas Howard steps outside the world she's known her entire life to find that, surprisingly enough, not a damn thing is as it seems. That means, perhaps, the real question is this: Is M. Night Shyamalan behind all of this? If so, perhaps the resulting I'm Still Here-esque movie can use this as its poster:
