As recently confirmed Marilyn Manson aficionado Kylie Jenner continues her rise to the top of the Kardashian-Jenner empire, one question grows in urgency: What's Tyga up to? According to an astute Cosmopolitan analysis of Tyga's recent Dujor profile, dude is keeping busy by accidentally snitching on himself.


Though Tyga reportedly made a potentially article-ruining agreement with the magazine that no personal matters would be discussed, a very telling detail emerges in just the second paragraph of Jessica Morgan and Heather Cocks' piece:

"As a photo crew and styling team lug gear up the 26-year-old rapper’s steep stone driveway, a young, bleary-eyed Kylie Jenner lookalike is huddled outside the gate, shivering in the light drizzle. Chez Tyga is one of six houses on a locked-off street high above the Sunset Strip, with no visible address, reachable only by the kind of byzantine, narrow roads that make UPS drivers hold their breath. The girl’s hair is matted and slept-on, the extension tape visible from the back, and she taps her toe nervously while awaiting her ride. She is clearly wearing last night’s shorts."

As one can surmise, the mystery person described is in fact not Kylie Jenner. The full piece, available here, offers little in the way of an explanation of this "Kylie Jenner lookalike" other than the fact that it's actually Val Mercado, who has reportedly been spotted with Tyga on previous occasions. Due to the aforementioned fact that Tyga simply isn't down for talking about the exact sort of thing one might assume to find in this sort of profile, further details on whatever Tyga and Mercado do or don't have going on is relatively nonexistent.

Also, mannequins. There are mannequins?

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