The rise of the impassioned idiot is well documented. A special breed of idiot, this idiot generally possesses one if not two firm convictions that are not only laughably misguided but usually entirely rooted in some form of prejudice. For reasons unclear, this type of idiot usually loves guns and, even more, loves telling everyone around them exactly how much they love guns (Get a room, dude!). One might find this idiot on Facebook still going on and on about American Sniper, at the local grocery store purchasing super gross chewing tobacco, or at the self-proclaimed "Muslim-free" gun range in Oklahoma.
In fact, a small volunteer group of these idiots has reportedly been "standing guard" outside the hilariously named Save Yourself Survival and Tactical Gear in Oktaha after supposed death threats stemming from their brand-maintaining ban on Muslim customers. KJRH caught up with a few of these
American heroes idiots, a group actually described by local sheriff Charles Pearson as "the Clampetts":
Reinforcing that Beverly Hillbillies parallel, an unidentified man accidentally shot himself at the gathering of idiots on Tuesday after dropping his gun. According to MuskogeeNOW, the obviously very dedicated idiot dropped his .45 colt revolver and incidentally shot himself in the arm. "I saw a several of these gentlemen out there yesterday," says Pearson. "The way they were holding their weapons, with the fingers on the triggers, you can tell a couple of these gentlemen have no idea about weapons safety."
Of course, by "gentlemen" he clearly means "idiots."