Fuck outta here, haterz. No, Kylie Jenner was NOT quote-unquote "high as fuck" the other day on Snapchat, being escorted across an airport to snag some Popeye's chicken. We know because one, no high person would ever go to great lengths to eat fried chicken and then bask in its gloriousness, and two, because Kylie said so herself:

And for all you jerks who say Kylie should stop not-being high as fuck and start going to school, eat this:

So there! But just in case you still think Kylie Jenner is a high school dropout—in case, against the girl's best wisdom, you're still believing everything you read—we scrounged up a ton of evidence that Kylizzle is a model student. Read it and weep: