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Slave-specified fashions, Empire reactions, Phylicia Rashad's "misquote," and proof that Black cracks if you don't act right in this week on Black Twiter. Enjoy.
Michael Arceneaux is from the land of Beyoncé, but now lives in the city of Master Splinters. Follow him at @youngsinick.
Third Time's a Charm
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Fan Fiction
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Cunninglingus or Nothing
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An "Empire" Review
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"Empire," Explained
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Draken
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IHOP Be Like
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Politics as Usual
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You Are Beautiful in Every Single Way
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All Hail His Perm
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I'll Take Favorite Hoe Quotes, Alex
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Forecast
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3/5 Mafia
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Remix, Remix
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Respect the Pig
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Bye, Phylicia
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Deaf Threats
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How Black Women Age
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So You Say It's a Holiday?
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Why Your Black Cracks
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