There may be no modern man more distinctly old school than Parks and Recreation’s Nick Offerman, who a few weeks ago on Conan reminded us if this when he did a fake ad selling hand-carved emojis. The thing is, people really want them now.

And Offerman is going to deliver on his promise.

In conjunction with teamcoco.com, Offerman already sold all 100 emojis for $100 through the website Tilt. All of the proceeds go to the Children’s Defense Fund, so the steep price tag is well worth it. And honestly, there’s no better holiday gift for that tough-to-buy-for person in your life than a wooden pile of poop.

[via Vulture]