The Walking Dead isn't going anywhere. Even though last season was mad boring, suckers like you and me (especially me—here's to hoping season five is more exciting) will keep coming back for more. That's why we're not even remotely surprised AMC announced today it's renewing the show for a sixth season.
Here are ten news stories far more surprising than ratings monster The Walking Dead getting a sixth season:
- Adrian Peterson denies he used charity money to pay for an orgy for a minor
- NBC is already bailing on a show based on the 1989 film Say Anything
- There's a person in the world who is seemingly genuine in not knowing who Jay Z is
- Tracy McGrady's knees still allow him to play and succeed at the game of basketball (albeit in China)
- One-year-old North West has her own stylist
- The NYPD is still doing police brutality
- Nick Cannon has come to regret his giant "Mariah" tattoo
- Big Sean likes to make out with his girlfriend
- The meth chefs who pocket-dialed police are from Florida
- Wiz Khalifa did something weird with his hair again
Ok fine, literally everything we've posted on the site today is more surprising than The Walking Dead getting another season. Don't act shocked when AMC announces a seventh. It will absolutely happen.
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[via Deadline]
