The newest trailer for Men, Women & Children just dropped, and if you thought the first one was a downer, you’re in for a big surprise with this next version. Averaging fewer than one smile per minute, this latest effort from Jason Reitman may actually outdo all his other depressing movies combined.

There is not one happy person in this entire trailer, and the ensemble cast seems to be hell-bent on one upping each other for most pathetic, bleak existence.

So who wins? Here’s a totally scientific ranking of the saddest people in this Men, Women & Children trailer, from least to most sad: