No two South by Southwest experiences are the same, but free (or slightly-cheaper-than-you’re-used-to) booze is universal. With this great boon comes both the inevitable need for tacos, and the near-constant necessity to empty your bladder and bowels. The bars on 6th Street in Austin are usually very sleepy. Unfortunately the urbanites that take over the city during the festival turn most public bathrooms into disaster areas, leaving show-goers in dire straights when it comes to finding an acceptable toilet. To help alleviate your symptoms, an Austin local and SXSW veteran has collected a list of the best places to conduct your business in comfort. Print out this list and keep it in your pocket—you're going to need it. Send your photos of heinous bathrooms at SXSW to firstname.lastname@example.org.