For whatever reason, the number of children named "Cheese" skyrocketed by 450 percent this year.

Now, before anyone starts getting pissed off by this phenomenon, keep in mind that, according to, only nine U.S. newborns were "blessed" with the name. As the Daily Intelligencer points out, the website's data comes from a sample of 500,000 parents, and that 72 is probably a more accurate number of babies named Cheese in 2013. 

The thing is, that's still 72 too many. It doesn't matter how much you love money, the Wire or brie, no kid deserves that name.

[via The Daily Intelligencer]