If you're a frequent flier, you know that baggage fees and pat downs are only part of the air travel nightmare. Planes are basically Greyhound buses with wings, and they're full of people that are either loaded on duty-free alcohol, crying in fear, or both. From vodka drunk loudmouths to anxiety-ridden weirdoes, commercial flights have more unhinged psychopaths than the mosh pit at a Slayer concert. So naturally, things can come undone quickly at 16,000 feet in the air.
To illustrate our point, we've amassed a collection of recent meltdowns and freak outs to prove once and for all that two Xanax and a Snuggie should be required flight materials. If everyone just slept through the six-hour jaunt from Los Angeles to New York, the world would be a better place. Without further ado, A Recent History of People Flipping Out on Airplanes.