Thanks to budgetary and spatial constraints, many city dwellers find IKEA furniture is the perfect fit for their cramped apartments and nearly empty wallets. If you've ever been to IKEA, you know that purchasing anything there can be a real pain in the ass. The store is a labyrinth of chairs and couches, and you'll need the mandatory two and a half hour walkthrough just to figure out what the hell you're going to buy (and how you're going to get it home).

We have a solution. Most people consider things like color scheme and feng shui when making furniture purchases. Please. With an attitude that basic, you might as well buy your furniture at Pier 1 Imports with your lame aunt. The most important consideration for a bohemian urbanite like yourself is how your furniture is going to handle erotically. We know that sex is your first priority, and that means it should be the only thing you're thinking about when you're deciding on home decor. We've done the dirty work of Ranking IKEA Furniture From Best to Worst to Have Sex On. You're welcome. 

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