Year: 2011
Location: Florence, Ala.

22-year-old Christopher Blake Pyron had to be subdued with a stun gun after wilding in Walmart, drunk and unruly. Police say they had to shock Pyron twice to take him down, then charged him with public intoxication, disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest. What's especially horrible about Pyron's arrest is that he got locked up at 11 p.m. on Thanksgiving night, just hours after the store had opened to accommodate Black Friday shoppers.

The early bird got the 'cuffs here.