Listen up, those of you who insist on taking pictures of yourselves with your food. No one is impressed with the food that you eat. Anyone with money, well really, anyone with a credit card, can order food. No matter how exotic or fancy it may be, no one is impressed with what you eat. We might be impressed with what you cook, but only if you trained at Le Cordon Bleu. This is yet another time in life where we would encourage you to consider the golden rule. Would you want to see a picture of someone else's food? No. Would you want to see a picture of someone wearing as little clothing as permitted by your social network of choice? Yes. Go and do likewise, and keep that phone in your pocket next time you go out for tapas.