How you'll get busted: Backing into a Chevy Cruze and taking off like a bat out of hell in front of three dozen eyewitnesses
Penalty: It depends on your criminal history, but probably a suspended license
With thousands of cars, pedestrians, and temporary buffet tables packed into a small space, the tailgate terrain is challenging. If you crack a bumper on a tight turn or run over a dad and his Weber grill, be sure to stop. The last thing you need before a Jets blowout is a felony.