Air date: August 7, 2003

Luke will forever be known as the "calf implants" guy. In his quest for the perfect body, Luke underwent surgery on his calves, and man, that was torture not just for Luke, but for everyone watching. (SO MUCH BLOOD.)

He went on to do gay porn under the name Tony Cage, and even made an appearance on The Tyra Banks Show, claiming that he was no longer gay and happily married. And get this—he's married to a real person. Not his reflection in the mirror, or his calves.