Episode: "You Got F'd in the A" (s8e4)
Original Air Date: April 7, 2004

What if Pac-Man had arms? South Park posits this hypothetical situation with the arcade title Smack Man, seen among the cabinets of Glen's Sinistarcade. The yellow hero would not be bound by walls if endowed with appendages, and, as the title suggests, he could also gain the gift of hand-to-ghost combat. Sure, it'd be an entirely different game, but wouldn't it be vindicating for all those years of being chased?