ComplexCon returns to Long Beach Nov. 6 - 7 with hosts J. Balvin and Kristen Noel Crawley, performances by A$AP Rocky and Turnstile, and more shopping and drops.

Secure your spot while tickets last!

Price: "sell it for the same amount of weight she gained in our relationship about $150"

"Drawers slide open freely and easily like my ex but without the aid of alcohol, cash, or credit cards." Dude might want to listen to some Drizzy.

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