Final Level: Fighting Gozer

Why It Sucked: Right after beating Gozer you'd get the message, "CONGLATURATION ! ! ! YOU HAVE COMPLETED A GREAT GAME. AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE. NOW GO AND REST OUR HEROES !"

This one's just hilarious. Before "Engrish" became a cross-cultural phenomenon, it was simply what happened when game developers couldn't afford decent writers and translators. In 1984, it really didn't matter.

How We Would End It: Honestly, we wouldn't change this one even if we could. It ranks right up there with "All your base are belong to us" from Zero Wing.