Last night, E! premiered What Would Ryan Lochte Do?, with the 11-time Olympic medalist following in the legendary footsteps of Kim Kardashian, Tara Reid and Anna Nicole Smith. Viewers learned what Lochte does quite a lot—in between training, he parties, flirts with several girls, and most importantly, he gets turnt up. 

The Olympic swimmer dove into his role as a reality star, blessing us with plenty of sound bites. For those who didn’t join #Lochtenation by tuning in, here’s what you missed: The Dumbest Things Ryan Lochte Said on Last Night’s What Would Ryan Lochte Do?

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