Brand Represented: Vlasic Pickles
Year Introduced: 1974

Capitalizing on the fact that pregnant women have unusually frequent cravings for pickles, Vlasic decided that a stork would be its spokes-animal. You know, because storks deliver babies and a pregnant woman is really checking for baby-related mascots when she's hungry and a baby is playing soccer in her uterus. Yeah, totally makes sense. We kid, but the stork doesn't look like he's going anywhere and he's sold plenty of pickles over the decades, so he must be onto something.