Yeah, your kicks are fresh, but how clean can you keep them when you have to walk around everywhere? If your feet are decked out, and you're still a straphanger by necessity and not by choice, it's time to give up that hypebeast status. The floor-to-ceiling wall of limited edition sneakers in your bedroom at your parents' house is mighty impressive, but lighten your physical load and stack some cash by selling your beloved kicks on eBay.
In reality, you're not a sneakerhead, you're a hoarder, so stop lying to yourself. You know those Jordans will drop again in two to three years. Let 'em go.