Two questions typically dominate your thoughts during a first date: "How much is this going to cost me?" and "Am I going to get lucky?" 

We can't keep her from ordering the porterhouse with shrimp, but we can help you determine the odds that you will have sex tonight.

Be on the look out for these 25 Signs Your Date Is Not Going To Have Sex With You, In GIFs. If you spot more than one, you might have better luck ditching dinner, and heading to one of these NYC bars instead.

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