Where do we even start with this thing? When we clicked play, we were expecting a humdrum, "Hey guys, I'm Daniel and I'm turning 13. Please come to my party and be prepared to bust a move." Boy, were we wrong. 

This is the bar mitzvah invite of the century. 

First of all, the soundtrack—yes, it has one—is the instrumental to Jermaine Dupri’s “Welcome To Atlanta” with Ludacris. Fitting. Then there are the rhymes like, "I split my spleen and now I'm gonna turn 13," and "now I get top billing and I'm just chilling, just wish I weren't allergic to penicillin." Not only is Daniel the baddest 13-year-old we know, dude knows how to drop a witty line. 

Also: He has a sick flow and rocks not one, but two chains. On a bike. 

Did we mention he's got friends in high places? Yeah, NeYo, Shaq and Charles Barkley are dropping him notes. And when he isn't rhyming Torah with "more-uh," he's breaking challah with his sexy rabbi and paling around with his hometown's mayor. Don't know about you, but we are so there. 

Check the video below: 

[via Vice]