Author: Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Participants: The General, the girl
Worst Line(s): "He used bread to soak up my first adolescent sauce, he would put things there before eating them, he gave them to me to eat, he put asparagus stalks into me to eat them marinated with the brine of my inner humors, delicious, he told me, you taste like a port."

Cooking with adolescent sauce is gonna be the next foodie movement, for sure.