Played By: Conchata Ferrell

We will not watch it with Charlie Sheen. We will not watch it with Ashton Kutcher. We probably wouldn't even watch it if Phillip Seymour Hoffman came in to replace Kutcher next season. The easy comedy of Two and a Half Men has been a massive hit with audiences, but has never been a critical favorite.

When we do end up catching Two and a Half Men at the gym or when we are unable to find a rusty nail with which to gauge our eyes out, we're charmed by Conchetta. Sassy, overweight housekeeper isn't exactly new comedy terrain, but Ferrell handles the role with a comedic bite that consistently hits, no matter what might be going on around her.