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Sample Thread Message: ChunkyD233: I had a roommate who gave up on installing a door. She then took it outside and smashed holes in it with a mallet. Then she threw it off a balcony and then took marinara sauce and poured it onto the door from the balcony (so it would look like blood). I was a little scared.

Yeah, she was probably crazy. And by "probably" we mean "most definitely."