We think that watching the news coverage of people being stampeded every year on Black Friday should be a national pastime. While humans maul one another over slightly discounted kitchen-ware, we will be operating safely from the confines of our fortress of solitude.

Amazon has posted a schedule of their Black Friday Lightning deals, and we are happy to see both Dishonored and Dragon's Dogma recieve healthy discounts. Check out the schedule, and decide for yourself if wading into the morass of humanity is worth a reduce priced waffle-iron.

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