If the "Are Like Facebook" Tumblr wasn't enough to convince you that virtually everyone with an Internet connection thought Facebook's first commercial was silly as hell, watch the above video. 

Created by director/writer, Andrew Zenn, the video spoofs on the social network's claim that Facebook connects people together in the same way chairs and bridges do. Zenn goes one step further and offers up one connector Zuckerberg & Co. forgot about: Toilets.