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It's the beginning of the end for 30 Rock, as its final season premiere aired tonight. True to form, the episode delivered what the NBC sitcom cooks up best: bromantic moments between the dysfunctional duo that is Tracy Jordan and Kenneth Parcell, jabs at the peacock network, uncomfortable sex talks between Liz Lemon and her sensei Jack Donaghy (now a.k.a God Cop), and psychobabble from bride-to-be Jenna Maroney. Which are exactly what we'll miss once the series finally wraps.
But let's not dwell on the days remaining with the TGS crew and focus on the funny, starting with the best lines of season seven's first episode.
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Jack Donaghy Boat Names
Jack Donaghy: “I will not have you tell me boat names in my own office!”
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Liz Lemon Witch Undertones
Liz Lemon: "You know I cant wear green, Jenna. The Clinique lady says I have a witch undertones."
Tracy Jordan Black Tyler Perry
Tracy Jordan: “I’m sort of a black Tyler Perry.”
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Liz Lemon Jenna Jessica Biel Youth
Liz Lemon: “Jenna wants her ‘something borrowed’ to be Jessica Biel’s youth.”
Hazel Wassername Paranorman
Hazel Wassername: "Have you ever been described by The Hollywood Reporter as some lady who ruined the premiere of Paranorman?"
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Jack Donaghy Un-American Sodas
Jack Donaghy: “It’s nice to see you back at work and taking advantage of being in the greatest city on Earth, despite our tiny un-American sodas.”
Kenneth Parcell Candyman Murders
Kenneth Parcell: "It's not a home because no one is supposed to be living here, but welcome to our condemned site of the Candyman murders."
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Jenna Maroney Soul Sucking Monster
Liz Lemon: "You're always a..high-strung perfectionist."
Jenna Maroney: "I prefer soul-sucking monster."
Liz Lemon One-Percenter Douchebag
Liz Lemon: “Hey you one-percenter douchebag, do you think you own this sidewalk?"
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Jack Donaghy Non-CEO
Jack Donaghy: "Lemon, I cannot go to another business school reunion and sit at the non-CEO table with the women and nice men."
Tracy Jordan Family Matters
Kenneth Parcell: “Tracy Jordan is coming to dinner! Just like in that episode of Family Matters when Tracy Jordan came to dinner!"
Tracy Jordan: “You know I wasn’t scripted to be in that episode. I just wandered on to set because Reginald VelJohnson owed me $40.”
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Liz Lemon Surprise Lemon Party
Liz Lemon: "There's nothing worse than a surprise Lemon party."
Kenneth Parcell Much Weather
Kenneth Parcell: “Shall we conversation?”
Tracy Jordan: “Yes. We’re having weather.”
Kenneth Parcell: “Much weather.”
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Jack Donaghy Bane
Jack Donaghy: “Sometimes your only choice is to blow everything up and build something better out of the rubble. Look at Sherman’s march to the sea. Or what my good friend Bane tried to do to Gotham.”
Tracy Jordan White Women Best Friends
Tracy Jordan: "Because you're secretly afraid of your best friend as most white women are?"
Liz Lemon: "That's racist, and only partly true!"
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Jenna Maroney Indian Stripper
Jenna Maroney: "Make sure you have a stripper there from every race. Start looking for 'Indian' now; it's a tough booking."
Jack Donaghy Good Peacock
Jack Donaghy: "Good peacock to you, Lemon."
Liz Lemon: "But Jack!"
Jack Donaghy: "I said, good peacock."
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