Game: L.A. Noire

If we were alive to see the events that unfold within the L.A.P.D. in L.A. Noire, we'd want to be paired up with Cole Phelps. A far cry from his snarky, bumbling Mad Men role, Phelps is nearly the picture of a "hero" -- you know, if you excuse all of his indiscretions. The banter and the rampant self-loathing surrounding Phelps and most of his partners is both hilarious and sometimes distressing, but it makes for some entertaining situations, except for that one guy, that one time...we know he can't be trusted.