The outlandish endings in Tekken have always been a staple, but none (besides the number one entry) has ever been stranger than Paul’s in Tekken 5 where he makes a challenge to all aliens in the known galaxy. Punching the alien’s face on the wall was ridiculous, but then, when we actually see the aliens coming down to accept said challenge. Well, that’s just ridiculous. Dafuq kind of game are we playing here?