William B. Jenkins is every mother's dream. The 22-year-old was arrested Tuesday night after smearing dog feces in his mother's face because she wouldn't pour him a shot of vodka. A report from the Palmetto Police Department says that the first time she refused, he pushed her. After she asked him to clean up dog excrement, he said he'd only do it if she poured him a shot. Things soon became indignant.
Jenkins reached down, picked the dog shit up and smeared it in his mother's face. The woman attempted to flee to a neighbor's house, but Jenkins pushed her to the ground. She eventually got her bearings, ran to a neighbor's house and called the police.
Jenkins denied pushing his mother, but admitted to the awful smearing, all because "she yelled at him." He was charged with domestic battery, and the law will surely rub shit in his face when he appears in court next month.
[via NY Daily News]