Alex Boulet was ridin' with a boatload of drugs in his ass when Vermont State Troopers pulled him over earlier this month. Senior Trooper Michael Studin says he found an astonishing amount of drugs on the Staten Island native: 84 bags of crack, 218 Oxycodone pills, and 11 grams of marijuana—all hidden in his ass.

Once troopers secured a warrant to take an X-ray, they noticed Boulet was housing foreign objects. Soon after making him take a laxative, they made an rather impressive drug seizure. After attempting to use his cousin's identity, Boulet failed at attempting to escape custody.

He's being held on $50,000 bail. That must've been one uncomfortable ride.

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[via The Huffington Post]

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