2. Google Gulp

Year: 2005

These low-carb "smart drinks" promoted the company's new Auto-Drink technology, which sent "electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants" to the cerebral cortex, increasing user intelligence and Google search efficiency. It was also advertised in four tasteless flavors: Beta Carroty, Glutamate Grape, Sugar-Free Radical, and Sero-Tonic Water. Try again, G. But...uh...what's good with that Glutamate Grape, though?