BEST: The “Naked” Brown M&M

You know it’s a slow year for Super Bowl commercials when a naked M&M is one of the night’s most memorable spots. But that was the case with last night’s candy-coated highlight, in which the “sexy” brown-shelled M&M gets mistaken as a naked treat by both a douchey human and a fellow piece of talking chocolate, the latter ripping off its shell to the sounds of LMFAO’s obnoxiously hokey “Sexy And I Know It.” Against our better judgment, we laughed—like we said, it was a really bad night overall. Beggars can’t be choosers here.