7. PATRICIA ARQUETTE
When: April 1995 - November 2000
Before the two got married, Arquette allegedly challenged Cage to a scavenger hunt to prove his love to her, making him search for elusive things such as a black orchid and the reclusive J.D. Salinger's autograph, which he actually procured.
Smash Probability: They were definitely together, though whether or not they divorced because she ran out of items on her bucket list for him to find is still in question.