18. KIRSTIE ALLEY
When: May 2011
Comment: "[I] can't even watch it. I mean, obviously I had to watch when Kirstie Alley was on because I had to see what was going to happen to the floor, but I just...I can't watch that show."
During her appearance on The Joy Behar Show, Behar asked Handler why she'd never be on Dancing with the Stars and instead offered the only reason she'd ever watch it.