5. Taki from the Soulcalibur series

The only female on this list is also probably the most incredible ninja on here. Why so, you ask? Well, have you SEEN her chest? Most women with a cup size that big would have back pains up the wazoo and would have to sleep on their side at night. But Taki takes it all in stride, moving around the stage of history like the most athletic girl on the volleyball court.

But don’t take her for a joke, because she’ll slit your throat in a heartbeat if you’re not careful, and you’ll lose. But don’t worry. Your soul will still burn.