5. Staten Island Ferry

Neighborhood: Battery Park City
Address: 4 South St.
Website: siferry.com

We hope we didn’t disappoint you fun-loving freaks out there by not providing the low down on getting down inside of Lady Liberty, but let’s not forget that if you are to get nasty with the Lady, you are getting nasty in New Jersey, which no one wants to do. So, grab a pounder of Budweiser from the snack bar and make do as the Bridge and Tunnel guidettes do best. Snooki would be so proud!

Pro Tip: If your girl deigns to give you that becky on the ride over, be a considerate lover and let her climb on top on the return so she can get a view of Ellis Island and meditate upon her ancestors’ less erotic boat rides whilst riding your penis.