6. An influx of Seagal Enterprises products is assured.

You host the man, then you host his business, too. Seagal Enterprises boasts several branded products, because who wouldn't want to be just like Steven Seagal? Thankfully we haven't seen products like the aftershave "Scent of Action" or the elixir of Seagal, known as "Lighting Bolt" energy drink, anywhere near our local stores but can the Maricopa County mom-and-pop stores say the same? We wouldn't be surprised if the "lawman" is using the badge to hock his stuff in the greater Phoenix area.