21. R. Kelly 

Skill: can hit a target at ten paces (with his piss)

Weakness: statutory laws 

Potential game: prototype urinal game

Talking to John Wayne about constipation was a skip through daisies compared with talking to R. Kelly about anything. Still, we can't wait to play the prototype urinal game with a screen on the bottom where you pee on 14-year-olds' faces at the club.