Date: Nov. 2010
Game: Miami Dolphins vs. Oakland Raiders
Stadium: McAfee Coliseum
Too drunk to stand takes on a whole new set of downs with this piece of human garbage. Without being able to see the game, she's doing a wonderful job of ruining the game for everyone who can see. And her hand gestures are unparalleled outside of people with face makeup. Maybe she's just pissed because she couldn't find the gathering this year, and somehow ended up here.