Lounging By The Pool

We won't necessarily suggest you bring your children swimming in what is undoubtedly a skin-and-intenstine-filled pool, but who would want to do that anyway when you're sure to get these girls' attentions with some fun beach-ball tossing in the water. Can you think of your pickup line already? "Oh, sorry ladies. My ball just must have been really attracted to you." Just cause they eat brains doesn't mean they have them. Easy in, fellas!