You know you’re never going to pull down six figures when you get arrested for getting into a fight at a McDonalds. So when this ginger refuses to cooperate with law enforcement and subsequently gets tackled to the ground, it’s impossible not to smile a little bit. No matter how long COPS has been on the air, people never seem to get it through their heads that police officers damn near always come out on top.

In this scene, most of the officer’s frustration has to come from the fact that apparently Vegas doesn’t want to invest more than $20 into their uniforms. Carl Winslow looks more intimidating than this rent-a-cop, but we doubt Winslow could throw down a choke-slam quite like this dude.