Airport: O'Hare International Airport (Chicago)
Location: Terminal B

It's real sweet of Eli's to let patrons send their signature cheesecakes to friends and relatives via their on-the-go location at O'Hare, but you aren't there for that. You have a flight ahead of you and dammit if you aren't going to eat the shit out of some chocolate-crusted raspberry cheesecake on the plane as you sit next to the poor son-of-a-bitch that didn't know about this gem. Cheesecake on-the-go. You're drifting off to sleep, satisfied, while he cries into the thin, flight-attendant-provided blanket that won't hide his sobs. You win.