Airport: Portland International Airport
Location: Concourse C

One of the downsides of great airport food is that you'll be getting on a flight right after a super rich meal. Your mobility will be screwed. But for those blissful moments when you tear through the Sausage Platter at Gustav's, none of that will matter. Crush each link, smash the sauerkraut, finish by raking everything through the mashed potatoes. Nothing else matters right now. Just get to the plane before the food coma sets in. The clock starts ticking with the first bite.